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So... You're still here? Well, that's OK, because we're just LOADED with information here at NicoliNet. One thing that we NicoliNet folks like to do its to let our founder, The Grate Nicoli, go absolutely crazy and put whatever he wants on this site. Whether that is a good idea, we do not know, but all of us here at NicoliNet will get fired if we do not allow this, so it's best we do. Goodbye for now, and have a good time in the realm of The Grate Nicoli.
The PageMap, Brought to You By The Grate Nicoli
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Minecraft is one of the most widely played games in the world. In fact, if every person who ever bought a copy of Minecraft joined a nation, it would be the twelfth most populous nation in the world (at least as of like 2016 or whatever). (But do we really want a nation called Microsoftia?) Minecraft was a fantastic game and like stuff, becuase you could do whatever you want, kind of like being the editor on NicoliNet. (Unlike Minecraft, however, NicoliNet is not owned by Microsoft.) The aim of the game was to kill the Ender Dragon, seen below. (Now, however, it is to give Microsoft money.)
As you can see, Minecraft was a very radicool game. (microsoft tho...)
The Extremely Long Edition of The Yee Song
What is it about the Yee Song that makes it so grate? Is it the fact that the simple repeating "YEE" sound gets stuck in your head for hours? Is it the fact that it makes absolutely no sense? Or could it be that annoying element of it all that just makes you want to scream? Whatever its qualities are, they are all multiplied by 10 in the epic 10 hour version of this hit song.
NicoliNet
Above: Another cool song
NicoliNet is simply the best and most epic thing in the entire universe. This is because I, The Grate Nicoli, am in charge. I can therefore do whatever I want and make people pay money to have themselves/ads on this page. I am certain that, in the future, NicoliNet will become a thing of the past. But, in the present, NicoliNet will be a thing of the present, at least to those who use it.
Rocket League
Rocket League. The most downloaded game on the PlayStation Store in 2016. That is right, my dudes. Rocket League is totally epic. Complete with insane boosting, explosions, and radical power-ups, Rocket League is the most epic game of epicness. And that's really all I need to say about that.
Photoshopped Photos
Oh, yeah. That is just too awesome. Whoever took a fake photo of hurricane Sandy and made it even faker - GENIUS! I really do wish that this kinda thing could happen in real life. Photoshopped photos are just awesome that way. Besides, with Photoshop, you can make whatever you want happen. (But, unless you're prepared to spend tons of money, don't actually use Photoshop. Use Gimp or something like that.)
Music
Music is grate. There's no doubt about that. And so its pretty clear what the best song is (at least if you've been on this website for more than three seconds. And, really, I have to agree. So why dont you just click right HERE and take a listen to that song just one more time?
Knowledge
Knowledge is obtained in many ways, from watching lamborghini videos on the Internet to watching more lamborghini videos on the Internet. One common way that knowledge is obtained is also through books. Common books include those by Rick Riordan, J.K. Rowling, and, well, I'm sure there's some other people too. So, on that note: Nicoli, OUT. PEACE!